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I was walking
down the street wearing glasses
when the prescription ran out. |
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- Steven Wright |
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I believe gelato
is meant to be treated as
medicine and taken daily as a
prescription. |
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- Betsy Brandt |
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To get over my
divorce, I got a prescription to
live at the Playboy Mansion for
a while. |
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- James Caan |
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In art, theories
are as useful as a doctor's
prescription; one must be sick
to believe them. |
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- Maurice de
Vlaminck |
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Instead of taking
five or six of the
prescriptions, I decided to go a
natural route and smoke
marijuana. |
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- Melissa
Etheridge |
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Prescription: A
physician's guess at what will
best prolong the situation with
least harm to the patient. |
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- Ambrose Bierce |
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Be careful when
reading health books; you may
die of a misprint. |
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- Mark Twain |
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You may not be
able to read a doctor's
handwriting and prescription,
but you'll notice his bills are
neatly typewritten. |
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- Earl Wilson |
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Some people think
my singing is superb. But
they're mainly on strong
medication and not allowed out
much. |
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- Pierce Brosnan |
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Why is it we
never get our bad medicine in
small doses? |
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- Edmund H. North |
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The best medicine
I know for rheumatism is to
thank the Lord that it ain't
gout. |
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- Josh Billings |
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The practice of
medicine is a thinker's art --
the practice of surgery a
plumber's. |
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- Martin H.
Fischer |
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Never under any
circumstances take a sleeping
pill and a laxative on the same
night. |
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- Dave Barry |
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Medicine is my
lawful wife and literature my
mistress; when I get tired of
one, I spend the night with the
other. |
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- Anton Chekhov |
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