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The Lighter Side of Medicine


The Lighter Side of Medicine
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
- Steven Wright
I believe gelato is meant to be treated as medicine and taken daily as a prescription.
- Betsy Brandt
To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.
- James Caan
In art, theories are as useful as a doctor's prescription; one must be sick to believe them.
- Maurice de Vlaminck
Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.
- Melissa Etheridge
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
- Ambrose Bierce
Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
- Earl Wilson
Some people think my singing is superb. But they're mainly on strong medication and not allowed out much.
- Pierce Brosnan
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses?
- Edmund H. North
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
- Josh Billings
The practice of medicine is a thinker's art -- the practice of surgery a plumber's.
- Martin H. Fischer
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- Dave Barry
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.
- Anton Chekhov


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